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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do I want to give up on men?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

‘Cheers’ star George Wendt’s cause of death confirmed - New York Daily News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are breasts attractive?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

This 1 Kitchen Tool Can Help You Cut Back On Oil & Calories, Dietitian Says - TODAY.com

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

What the Spurs will do with the second pick - Pounding The Rock

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com

So they tried

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to